Where do I become a holy fool?
Your local church
Hey fellow kids! Who wants to be a woke moralist, amirite?
(e: I had a son, so I do believe the 11% train robber stat, tho)
Had? I hope you’re ok.
I didn’t realize train robber was still an option
Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you’ll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.
I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train
It was never NOT an option.
We do still have trains, don’t we?
I’m a wojak artist.
Real human bean
“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.”
“You want to make content for TikTok?”
“No! I want to be the app!”
“I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
Just the stuff thats visible here is already more than 100% lol
Maybe some kids want multiple jobs
Woke moralist. The destroyer of Jordan Peterson.
Pretty sure that was the benzos
