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Zuck could hospitalize Musk in seconds.
BJJ is no joke.
I hope he does. I really wish it isn’t like one of those Ksi-logan Paul whatever staged fights where everyone’s a winner
I know I wouldn’t want to get into a fight with him.
He might be the world’s worst robot asshole, but he’s a buff robot asshole.
Wow that is the first picture I’ve seen where Zuck looks like a real human
Human flesh over metal endoskeleton. Yeah Musk better be made of emeralds if he stands a chance.
Lmao Elon is talking about getting surgery or some shit now. You can’t even make this up
He also wants a titanium alloy skeleton
He’s a legitimate blue belt in ju jitsu. Musk x’d that he’s been lifting weights in the office because of how busy he is he can’t train.
Didn’t Zuck win some competition a while back?
Does it really count as busy if you’re just tweeting all day?
Terminally online to the point of directly banning personal criticism
Put in 60 hours of Elden Ring on release week
“CEO” of four companies
Chief engineer of a rocket company
Sure bruh
The only thing he’s lifting is his thumbs as he tweets all day while supposedly being the most hard working ceo of several companies.
If the past year is of any indication his job is to tweet all day. I guess that does count as being busy.
With lifting weights he means his gut when he gets out of the seat.
X’d
Never seen it put that way before. Just saw a lot of people wondering what you’d call it.
I hate it. But it works. Which makes me hate it more.
Can’t wait for he weigh in. What a timeline we’re living in. Wish they could both lose but Musk is getting X’d
The correct term is Xreted.
twaught
Screw promoting it, say “posted on social media”.
*antisocialmedia
If I try to say that people will think of the German expression for drinking something in one go or is there another way to pronounce it?
it soundy very similar "ich werde mein getränk auf ex trinken - translated “i will drink my beverage in one go”
What a bunch of children crying out for attention.
maybe it’s just a stunt… for publicity… like a publicity stunt…
like throwing live turkeys out of a helicopter on Thanksgiving
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Is this a canon event?
Boo this sucks
Looks like Zuck got that smartass upgrade installed.
I will vote for Zuckerberg if he internally decapitates Musk.
That’s my offer to the Robot King.
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Best I can do is an unregulated submarine deep in the ocean
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Did I say submarine? My mistake, I meant shark cage.
Do the sharks have laser beams, though?
Dont get Bezos involved in this
I’d watch a microgravity fight. It would be two billionaires flaying in space, unable to move, slowly dehydrating unless they start drinking each other’s urine.
Hilarious.
I care enough to enjoy seeing Musk get pummeled to a bloody pulp for being stupid enough to challenge a BJJ black belt. I mean fuck Zuckerberg, but I’d still enjoy it.
Whoever wins, we all lose.
Zuck really found someone less likeable than himself
neither of them are going to donate money to charity
Nor will they ever physically fight each other. I mean Zuck would probably gladly kick Elon in the face, considering his new thing is martial arts and Musk is probably 10 years older than him, but Elongated would have to be a complete moron to accept that fight and actually show up. Unless he’s planning a Commodus routine, where he captures Zuckerfuck first, ties him up, tells him how great he is, and then stabs him below the armor just before the fight.
The more attention these anti-democratic billionaires get, the worse off we all are. #BoycottMusk #BoycottZuckerberg
This is like Cleganebowl except with a burning planet instead of a castle, and weedy autistic narcissists for combatants.
Musk ain’t weedy, he’s doughy.
Firstly I’d be more interested if it was pistol duelling.
Secondly, someone restream it to a Fediverse platform please.
A duel with pistols is the only thing I would watch. Aside from that, let’s stop talking about either of them. Let them fade out.
IDK, watching Musk get hospitalized because he refuses to tap out and Zuck has him in some crazy choke hold would make me happy. Zuck dislocating Musk’s shoulder making him unable to Tweet for a month would also bring me joy.
Yeah but it’s only going to amount to a slap fight.
Raise the stakes, fight to the death. The loser donates their fortune to provide insulin and food to the needy.
apparently live streaming on PeerTube is possible, maybe someone could redirect the stream there
I thought the real Zuck vs. Musk fight was the friends we made along the way.
