Wow, so young and out of this world!
Wait, is she by chance full of cake?
No, it is a cake.
And it’s a lie.
Blows my mind that she was still nagging important decisions for this country two decades after the rest of us are told we’re too old to work.
I don’t think she was making any decisions actually. Not even regarding which direction to wipe.
You’re never too old to work, citizen.
Well this is how I just found out she actually died.
Wow I didn’t even believe you because it’s the third block down on the news site I checked. It’s just so expected that it’s not news…
Chances she’ll be placed by another out of touch geriatric millionaire?
Boomers will never vote for anyone younger because they hate you so expect another 161 year old.
Also LOL this is how I found out.
Great. Who’s going to secretly run the country now?
Think about it - this isn’t like, “oh I can’t believe the news she died!” This is straight up: “yep, died of old age, totally expected.” She was on the way out for a long time and everyone who supported her being there knew she couldn’t fulfill her job requirements yet let her stay in office for political reasons. Which doesn’t make sense to me either: her seat wasn’t going to be filled by a Republican.
She looks so natural. The mortician did a wonderful job.
