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This is why we need an ISO Toilet Paper Standard.
Or just buy a bidet spray. Simple to install, no waste of paper and you can control the angle without having to touch the crevices.
I like my bidet, but I have no interest in letting my labia drip-dry so I will continue to buy toilet paper thank you.
You don’t have a hair dryer in your bathroom? /S
Bidet has reduced my toilet paper usage, but it’s absolutely not a replacement.
Are you walking away with wet butt? I have to dry with at least 2 squares post bidet
Bidet towel? Just clean the bottom real good and all you have to do is just pat-dry it. Am I going to meet more people who aren’t aware of this?
Many more people yes. Bidets and their concepts are not well known in most of western countries.
Many people ain’t aware oft bidets and most of those who do know them assume they only exist in Japan or in Japanese toilets
You have a towel covered in poop just chilling in your bathroom and call it normal.
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The jet spray from a bidet removes shit thoroughly from the ass cracks. Since bidets are effective at cleaning, it should not leave any poop stains.
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You don’t use them while sitting. After you’re done with ass-washing, you get up from the toilet seat and dry your butt.
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You’re not supposed to rub it, unless you want a bloodied, dangling rectum. It is used to absorb water, because the debris has already been dealt with by the bidet.
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People shit only once or twice per day. The towel is replaced after 12 hours, or sometime even after every use, so what’s exactly wrong with it?
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It isn’t supposed to be shared. I mean, you wouldn’t share a hanky or a body towel with someone else, would you?
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Most people from around the world, especially in Europe and Asia, do this, so it is normal?
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Eco-friendly? No paper is being wasted. Also no jammed toilets.
Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper.
I think you should give this a read. This should convince you to switch to a bidet towel. What I’m surprised about, is that you fail to see how regenerating forests is more difficult than regenerating water. It is very hard to repair the uprooted ecosystem. And no, new trees can not solve climate crisis. You can substitute an eco-friendly detergent. You can clean multiple bidet towels together. Forests, however, takes years to grow, changes in the eco-system can lead to ecological disturbances, and it has to be monitored carefully. This is not the case with water being contaminated with detergent - excess phosphates can cause eutrophication of algae.
I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job
I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so.
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You’re supposed to clean your ass first, my friend
im not going to risk a towel in case I need a couple more sprays haha
You could put the towel in the wash if you’re initially doing poor job of cleaning.
My fancy bidet air dries.
I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole.
Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere… if flushing spreads it, can’t imagine what an air blower does.
You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don’t just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that’s the point of a bidet).
Woosh…
The point is that since flushing alone creates aerosolised particles.
Spray wash, then blow dry, would probably multiply that.
I mean we know that hand dryers are terrible.
Yes I’m sure the multiple countries that use them don’t have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s
There are several:
- DIN EN ISO 12 625-4: 2005 (Dry tear resistance and perforation resistance)
- DIN EN ISO 12 625-5:2005 (wet tear resistance)
- DIN EN ISO 12 625 -9:2005 (Puncture resistance)
- DIN EN ISO 12 625-3:2005 (Paper thickness in use)
- EN ISO 12 625-8:2004 (Water retention capacity)
Yet there seems to be no standard for the size or number of sheets in a roll.
As gemers nexus put it “Bigger number better”
It usually says price per total area, but this whole thing is why I just buy the recycled ones. If someone’s going to cheat me it may as well be for a good cause.
Yeah but then the store uses different measurements on all the price tags so you need a fuckin calculator to actually compare them.
Just pick the ply you want and look at the sq.ft. of the roll. Odds are you want the most length per roll.
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Diameter of roll
1 mega plus = 4.5
1 “roll” =4.55555556
1 double plus = 2.26666667
1 super mega = 6.Sorry for formatting I’m on mobile
Double space (at the end of the line) = line break
Easy, regardless of the device you are using.
Hmm, doesn’t seem to be working. Might be specific on the apps maybe
Doesn’t the price tag on the shelf usually have a break down per sheet or sqft?
Even if it doesn’t, all these packages have the total area listed somewhere on the package. If the $/area isn’t listed on the price tag, you can still calculate it manually.
Who do you think I am? Einstein??
Yeah. I just look at the price and how many layers (i.e. 2 ply, 3 ply) there are, and decide from there.
I find it scary that some people are afraid to do simple arithmetic and the most basic geometry…
Do you not see the made up measurements?
- Mega Plus
- Rolls
- Double Plus
- Super Mega
- Regular
You’d have to sit there for 8 minutes converting all of the “measurements”, figure out how much is in each package, and then only after doing it for all rolls and brands, you’ll be able to compare.
Easy math, but takes time. No one said it’s hard. It’s just time consuming.
There is no standard roll of toilet paper so it’s impossible to compare that way between brands. That’s why everyone says to look at how many square feet are in the package.
We need a new metric standard. Introducing the 💩.
112.6 standard rolls = 1k💩
It’s just meaningless marketing.
I normally buy Charmin ultra soft at Costco.
I was at target and we were low, so just grabbed some there.
Turns out the rolls (cardboard tube and all) were like an inch less wide. For some reason that extra inch makes me comfortable, and I’ve been so angry at the Target rolls while I try to use them up. I have big hands… this kind of shrinkflation can get messy.
I usually just buy half a roll or so at a time from the guy behind the mcdonalds drive through.