Britian should be beans on toast.
Look at Mr/Ms Moneybags here, able to afford toast AND beans. With the current inflation, most of us are just eating sadness for breakfast.
That’s tea FFS, who has that kind of money to spend on breakfast. It’s reconstituted pork sausages and blood pudding for breakfast.
The lack of toast is the sadness
Germany should be beer and clowns.
Nonsense. I don’t eat beans for breakfast!
Are you sure about that, mate?
Oi! Where’s your inquiring loicence?
Oi mate! I’m sorry!
Clearly a troll, beans have no place on a greasy fry up.
I said I don’t eat beans
I’m agreeing with you.
As a German I can confirm Towels dipped in mayonnaise. Those tiny towels for just washing your hands are the best!
Und zum Mittag gibt es die alten Badehandtücher mit welchen wir unsere Liegen reservieren.
Und auf dem Weg zur Arbeit noch schnell ein Waschlappen als Snack?
Do you ever use other condiments, or is the mayonnaise central to the dish?
Without mayonnaise it would be a completely different dish.
If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.
Focus😎
Ich han in den fokus gekaggert😎
Canada…Maple syrup over a plate of SORRY!
sorey*
French Canadian here, according to the rest of Canada I have cigarettes and baguettes for breakfast but I can’t confirm since I’m always drunk, high and intolerant.
They obviously don’t know about your incredibly good sense of humour. :-D
Yummy yummy car
Made by: clueless Americans
It’s an aquired taste.
Also it doesn’t have to be from enemies.
Some prefer grovbrød with brunost.
I can taste when they serve me friendly bonedust. It’s like eating farse anywhere else than Jæren.
Or beinost. Requires the rare Bjørklund beinehøvel though.
I’d expect the crushed up bones of their enemies to be more of a Finnish thing. Which is also why I’m glad they’re on our side.
El Niño has destroyed most of the Ford Focus reserve, leaving the Peruvian people to subsist on Chevrolet Aveo and Fiat Punto.
Panic and energy drinks
The trick is to smoke weed to calm yourself until that stops working and just makes you more anxious too
I was told americans parents usually put a few bullets under their kid’s eggs, so that they get use to it.
The key is to start with small caliber and work up.
Fun fact: in Spain we eat dinner for breakfast and breakfast for lunch.
In Germany they also have breakfast for dinner (Abendbrot, literally evening bread).
Breakfast for dinner is also super common in the USA, sometimes called Brinner.
Ironically Breakfast for dinner is the kind of breakfast that most people don’t have for breakfast most of the time (pancakes, french toast, fried or scrambled eggs, assorted meats, etc) so having it as dinner occasionally is actually more fitting in some ways.
Most Americans eat the equivalent of cereal and coffee or no breakfast and just coffee most days. I myself almost never have breakfast. It’s sort of like a full English in the UK, most people aren’t eating that everyday.
finland breakfast, blörö:
1 cup coffee, 1 shot vodka, 1 cigarette
