I grabbed a corn dog the other day from AM/PM and the cashier asked if I wanted mustard or ketchup and then when I said no thank you, gave me a look like I had grown a second head.

I like the corn dog. It’s not just a sauce conveyance vessel. And I only sometimes eat the stick too.

One time when I was a teenager I ate 10 pre-packaged chicken corndogs and my burps were lethal from 30 feet away.

Between the cornbread, chicken and cola I drank for that one meal…I created something horrifying in my stomach.

And when the burps stopped…there was calm before a storm…of terrible farts that went on all night. I was waking up every 10 minutes to unleash a vaporized demon from my anus and going to the toilet every hour to unleash a liquid one

How much calories are the sticks?

I think I was a year into living on my own when I realised I could eat whatever I wanted. I have a distinct memory of walking from the microwave at work with two paper cups stuffed with dogs, and more between my fingers, like a corn dog wolverine.

I probably had malnutrition because I didn’t know how to feed myself for shit lol no wonder I was starving

1400-1600 calories, only 180% of daily sodium requirement… If you had a light breakfast and it’s the only other thing you eat that day it’s not that bad. You might want to get some more fiber (Not the stick though), and a multivitamin wouldn’t hurt.

i like a little corndog with my mustard

Wow, first repost I see on lemmy. Congrats!

What even is a corndog, like a hotdog… made of corn?

Do you think seven corndogs would hesitate to eat you?