how are you meant to pet people your size
Don’t pet people. People are easily angered and can charge when startled. Pet dogs, cats and goats.
I like getting pet :C
We must normalize petting humans (consensually, of course)
sure, humans too
On your knees like a good boy
Masterfully drawn
Yeah, I am getting good at doodling. I got some fans c:
risky click was worth it
The red zone looks a little suspicious 🤔
That’s known as the Nazone.
Dammit. I’ve been hailing Cabs with too obtuse an angle. Explains why I rarely get one and when I do it’s usually some skinny guy with no hair.
That thin line between calling a taxi or calling an Austrian moustache guy.
The red zone is also useful for checking if it’s raining, and there’s a simple mnemonic to remember how to do it:
“palm to the sky, everything’s fly. Palm to the ground, you’re in danger town”
I don’t know, a really rigid 45-degree palm-up could look pretty sketchy, too.
Slap a thumbs-up on the end and it still mostly works in all situations, while avoiding accidental hate crimes.
Red zone is looking for Kyle.
Who’s put there calling a taxi by just sticking their arm out perpendicular to their body? Have I been doing it wrong the whole time?
It’s too bad the Nazis ruined such a great gesture. I’m also slightly bitter about losing out on the swastika. Great branding highjacked by evil.
Sod it let’s take it back.
