Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.
Since when does God live in space? He lives in the cloud since the people who invented christianity where morrons who didn’t know any better like Everyone in that time period. So now suddenly they accepted space and that God moved over there over 2000+ years living in the clouds, on a planet that is millions of years old.
Special people.
He lives in the cloud?
No wonder he always seems to need money. His AWS bills must be enormous.
it’s all part of the con. god doesn’t have an aws bill. incoming traffic is null-routed, as god doesn’t give a shit and never responds; and senders pay their own bandwidth.
Isn’t God supposed to be all-powerful and omnipotent?
yes but he doesn’t want to interfere with our precious free will, starvation and rape be damned
we just have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps
Satan wins again. At this point the Christians have to admit they chose the losing side.
I mean this God of theirs is shit, can’t even get around satellites, didn’t think humans might beat their cocks raw despite seeing it constantly in Human 1.0 (Chimps), or that they might eat fish on a Tuesday or whatever. Even Jesus was fucking a whore and he was God incarnate.
Also God invented Cancer.
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God: Almighty being that just blinked everything into existence in a.week Also God: me am no completent enourgh to strip theses sattrilghts
This is either (1) satire, (2) trolling, or (3) someone who has no real grasp of Christianity. Or some combination of the above.
Are you sure you are listening on the right wave band? God has moved to the 2.3GHz L-band allocated for DAB.
“Satellites block God’s ability to watch us”
The omniscient, omnipotent god is defeated by a piece of space trash? What a rip-off.
Same God that ‘decided’ a year shouldn’t land on a whole day. Threw in that .25 for shits and giggles.
This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country.
Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.
Which country?
The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.
Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
This is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.
That’s not Jesus in your heart, it’s a worm
Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?
God: All knowing and all powerful But wait, satellites, oh no!
Bulletproof logic
This isn’t real, right? RIGHT!?
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There are! I did my research!
God’s some real weak mofo if he can be defeated by satellites.
Hooman r haz stronkest tec
Let satelites be the next god( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Children of time
Is this a parody account? It’s impossible to tell anymore.