Urethra Franklin

S Tier, sir!

Don’t worry, I’ve been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.

He’s too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.

Always glad to be of service.

If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?

EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

It’s a major award!

I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

Turducken would like a word.

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

Did he say “Blessed are the cheesemakers”?

It’s why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it’s the only culture some of my hick kin have.

So the drop bears actually float up?

If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!

It’s Hornée. It’s French.

I’d totally be Whigging out.

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.