Good for her.
Girthy little guy, isn’t he?
At least it wasn’t stereotypically black
Black goes with everything and hides stains better than lighter colors.
It should have been. This is the BBC after all.
What a shit site and shit article.
There are multiple videos playing at the same time, all having the "wowowow, can you believe it? Here, loads of yellow arrows and circles for that dildo because WOWOWOWOOW!
yeah, the thing that happened is slightly funny, but can we not be 12, please?
Air horn
vine boom
MW2 hit marker noise
Power move
I’d totally do this on purpose
Absolute power move.
As did they.
Simultaneously a threat and an incentive!
Assert dominance by showing everyone your dildo on live TV.
What’s wrong with that.
Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.
I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today
Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts!
Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon
Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a ‘until they’re gone’ surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers… They have holiday cock lights, too now!
Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave.
I wouldn’t exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
Be the change you want to see in the world, I believe in you
Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day
I hear it has its ups and downs
what about dildo producers?
Dildo designers?
Dildo community managers?I need a FOSS dildo manager
You’ve led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds:
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First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git
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Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git
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Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git
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Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git
And my favorite:
- Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2
As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool.
Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt.
Buttnet, surely?
You can’t just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a ‘sex update’ to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way.
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bad dragon has merch
Don’t forget the programmers! (teledildonics)
There’s professional porn actor and prostitute probably.
Well, shit. Touche.
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I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.
Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing
Imagine losing some hair like that.
All I can imagine right now is the sound of a plucked guitar string.
Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing
Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?
Me, though it’s more indifference than active desire
Brought my wife’s bad dragon collection out so she could show a friend the different firm esses and my ADHD ass put one on the shelf
It’s been there for months, keeps getting put back there
I could go move it right now if I wanted but now that’s it’s place now
Heh, firm esses.
Fuckin coke can of a dong
“I’m not dickin’ around fellas!”
*phalus
I’d take that over the work week I’ve had
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Two possibilities:
- you never masturbate
- you are a hypocrite
So what is it?
- his harem of waifus pleasure him upon demand
what a self own, dear genital.
It sounds like you feel a little threatened by a dildo, are you not confident in your ability to satisfy a women? It’s okay to include toys, especially if your partner climaxing is important to you.
They, the scary women! Don’t worry, they can’t find you in your basement.
Bold of you to assume he lives in his own basement.
I swear I’ve seen this before, like pre-YouTube or circa 2001. i even remember the woman only lasting a few minutes on the forum that was scrutinizing it because she didn’t seem to be aware of trolls. if this is a recent interview then maybe it was done as some sort of homage. only way i would have come across it back then was if someone threw up a link in general chat on pirat4x4.
What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i
Yeah, I’m sure the calls of ‘neckbeard’ and ‘incel’ would be non-existent if it were a male subject with his fleshlight on full display.
Which would be equally stupid.
Stopping to taboo sex would be advantageous for everyone.
Oh they’d be 20 times louder with the hate if it was a dude and a fleshlight.
On a shelf though? Doesn’t dust adhere to rubbery or siliconey stuff? I would have though in a drawer would be more hygienic.
It only collects dust if it suits around for a while. If it’s on the bookshelf, it’s probably not going unused for terribly long. Good for her!
saves time keeping your dildo next to your smut literature
Her liking sex/masturbation isn’t bad. It’s just kinda awkward to accidentally let millions of people see your sex toys.
We should continue to normalise that topic such that no one needs to feel like this is awkward.
It’s only taboo because of conservative evangelism, really. Like the difference in how the US vs Europe perceives sex vs. violence.
Nah, I’ll go with “this one is awkward for everyone”. If it were a casual podcast, sure, who gives a shit, but on a serious interview? Weird.
I just chuckled. That people are focusing in on the background for what is a “serious interview,” that in itself is weird. I’d be focused on the interview, regardless.
Can I get a “fuck puritans”?
Having sex toys in a professional setting is… Unprofessional.
Depends on the profession…
Depends on the profession…
Labeling that as unprofessional is kind of arbitrary, which was basically my point.
Although sex is something as natural, normal and common as eating, sleeping, shitting, having hair and whatever, some religious people a long time ago felt like this was something that needed to be tabooed, which I find stupid, because it has led and still leads to a lot of problems.
I’m glad that this started to change, but still, having some harmless sex toys on display shouldn’t catch so much attention imo.
Unless the profession is porn lol
I mean it looks like an office in their home, which is where such an error is completely understandable and forgiveable
Also, in the right context and to the right person a slightly-comically proportioned phalace can be a very funny and heartfelt gift especially when paired with a good punchline. I have a relative who works for the government, and received a penis-shaped bottle opener as a gift from a colleague in another agency after working a long-term project together with the attached commentary that his team wasn’t the easiest to work with. Knowing the recipient plus how he loves to pull it out and tell the story every chance he gets, it’s probably the best gift that he could’ve gotten.
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The BBC would like to know your location.
The oldest profession disagrees
Stupid reply. Obviously I’m not referring to that.
The only negative thing I see there is Brian’s rather backwards moralist judgement.
I find the projection in these comments fascinating. It’s someone joking about an embarrassing gaffe, not a moral judgement or anything close to slut shaming.
It may not be a moral judgement, but it certainly equates shitty time and having dildo in your interview background. Almost as if it was shaming, or I don’t really know what else to attribute that to
A BWC on BBC.
