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This is a typo right?
I’m guessing there’s two options for adults to choose from, but only one option for children. If you’re filling this out for a child, you choose the “children” option to indicate that they’ll have the entree for children. It’s just structured kinda funny.
What do you do if you don’t eat meat? Don’t attend?
Or don’t eat. I agree, it doesn’t seem very accommodating
bring your own snacks.
Theresa a really easy way to avoid this and it’s called phrasing
Danger zone?
Betting children get chicken instead of the good stuff!
Well, I wasn’t planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child… I just hope it’s one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.
I prefer fried.
Is this an Epstein event?
smh, another non-vegetrian-accomadating place
Tofu baby is available upon request.
I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
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When the groom first offered the ring to his bride-to-be, it was a modest proposal.
(See if anyone gets that)
“Hey Debbie. I have a book for you.”
“What is the book, Sparks?”
“A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift.”
“What’s the book about, Sparks?”
“Eatin’ babies. Delicious babies covered in barbeque sauce. Mmmm!”
Depends, is it GMO free?
Full of microplastic
So nice of them to consider the dietary needs of us baby-eating atheists!
Soy free children for me, thanks…
I’ll have a triple battered deep fried American child covered in bacon and cheese
If you care about your health you should really opt for the Mediterranean child.
That’s horrible and disgusting!
Do you want to clog your arteries?
I’m a 'Merican, obviously
if you start it out in a cold pan and gradually work the heat up, you’ll be able to render a lot of the fat out while also getting a nice crisp on the outside. You can then conserve the fat for cooking with later, it makes for a great roux.
That’s not very healthy. Those have been rich in saturated fats for quite a while, but lately the lead content has also risen in more and more samples.
I’ll have the baby back ribs
A traditional Clinton wedding
Conspiracy theorists will use this pic at proof