Who was the 56th US secretary of state?
Colin Powel
Describe the time when you were most ill.
Liquid spewing from both ends
What’s the most insulting thing anybody’s every said to you?
Probably that time my dad said I wouldn’t be worth plant food when I came out as bi
Wow, dude. ::dad hug::
We appreciate you man. Safe space here. Hope you feeling better
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What would you say to someone to get them to make you a sandwich?
Sammy time 😋🥪
Honestly, valid even with the edit.
Excuse me Constable, where might I find the nearest tube station?
Small nitpick, but you shouldn’t mix “usted” (“se ha desmayado”) with informal “tú” (“te estamos deteniendo”). Also a cop isn’t going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they’re detaining at least.
This is America, speak English
Tu quieres mayonesa en la biblioteca, por favor?
What animal would you most like to have as a pet?
Any animal? Probably an elephant
Who’s your favourite powerpuffgirl?
The black hair one. I used to have a crush on that girl when I was younger
You were supposed to just say a name. I had a whole line planned for whichever name you picked, but you ruined it. Now this is what you get, I hope you enjoy looking like a saddistic fuck. P.s. great idea, fun game!
When our robot overlords take over, what do you say to them?
Just make it quick, I wouldn’t make a good battery
You threw me though a loop there but I think I gotcha in the end.
That said, I fully expect you to turn the tables and edit your original post to make an the askers look like assholes lol
What kind of thing would an asshole say?
I hate gay people and love Donald Trump (the TRUE president of the United Statss of Maerica)
最近好嗎?我只想問一下,你最喜歡的小吃是什麼?
Uh, no, just the General Tso with rice, please
What do you hate most about computers?
Would you rather eat a fruit or a vegetable?
Vegetable. Fruits hurt my teeth
What is your preferred flavour of potatoe chip (crisp)?
Baked plain
They don’t even need to edit their question you monster
What is your favorite color?
Red, but like, deep red.
What tips do you have for putting a baby to sleep?
Itty bitty cement shoes?