My faithful dog truck died and I buried him with a beer alongside a dirt road that serves as a metaphor for nothing in particular.
He died
of a bullet
from my gun
because he was weak
Payin’ alimony to own the libs.
And my adult children don’t speak to me.
Dad?
He said they DON’T speak to him
Dad?
Dad? More like DADN’T.
It’s because college made them leftist antifa of course.
Good.
Cruising estranged narcissistic conservative parent Facebook tonight.
I love that they always manage to demonstrate poor reading comprehension so clearly, like the note about private property is clearly in the context of Marxist beliefs not an assumption the world will be Marxist.
Well conservatives are not terribly good readers. That would require education.
I want to go to evil school
Six years in Evil Medical School.
Apr 1, 2022
I hope this was an April Fools joke…
Nope she’s that crazy.
No pain no gain
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Did Sam elliot do a political ad for Joe Biden?
This is a great opportunity to try men
Who is this guy and what’s the story?
That’s Sam Elliot, makng an appearance in The Big Lebowski. He’s a drunk cowboy at a bowling alley bar.
Thank you!
What the fuck you talking about, man?
Okay, Dude. Have it your way.
How would he get drunk off sarsaparilla?
Well, it is Sioux City sarsaparilla
It’s a soft drink.
They call him the Sody Pop Kid
TIL - Genuinely never seen it outside of Fallout New Vegas, and I always assumed it was some sort of tequila based beverage.
To OwN tHe LiBz!
I feel personally attacked
We just need a little more money, Arthur! Tahiti!
Wait, is Sam Elliot actually a MAGA chud? That would be sad.
I don’t know, but I honestly think there’s an interpretation available here where he’s just speaking to his fellow liberals about how his wife left him.
Very much no, but he’s been used in conservative memes for some time now.
That’s sad to hear. Reminds me of his appearance on Parks and Rec where his character is initially misjudged as a libertarian/conservative due to his cowboy-like demeanor and off-the-grid lifestyle, but turned out to be a left-leaning hippie instead. The basic idea behind that character being that the right does not have a monopoly on a lot of the “values” they claim to uphold.
Anyone else who was concerned: Sam Elliott’s wife didn’t leave him, and he’s still at least a democrat if not progressive.
(I was wondering if we were referring to the actual actor, a character that he played, or generic old white men who cosplay as if they work strenuous outdoor jobs).
I’ve usually seen this meme used as the generic old white guy cosplaying as a blue collar worker.
That’s nice to hear
WranglerStar, is that you?
No ascot. Couldn’t be.
Lmfao that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while!
PacWalkin
