You can hammer it, quench it and sharpen it after that.
You can use the radiant heat from that fish to cook another fish.
Bonfire fished.
Ember restored
Great Caviar Spawn Defeated
Magma Fish
You need some uranium to cook it all the way
Killed twice
Just pop it in the microwave with some tinfoil around it to keep in the heat, that should solve the issue
Fuck it, throw it in the dishwasher
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That thing is about to evolve into a Giant Unidentified Life Form
I thought it was coal that just started burning at first (weirdly shaped coal at that), then I realized it was a burnt fish.
Coal Cod
Forged in the fires of Mt. Doom
Even the fish ancestors are toast 🔥
that thing has achieved a self sustained fusion reaction
It is no longer fish, just nuclear science
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant strikes again!
Nuclear fisshion
If it’s red from black-body radiation, you should be more than fine with regards to contaminants.
You should be more concerned with nutrition. Or the current complete lack thereof. After all, anything healthy has by that point gone up in smoke.
Not to forget that if it’s glowing red, it may be hot enough to set your head on fire the instant you stick it in your mouth. So do not eat anything that’s glowing red from black-body radiation
So glad to see tips like “hey everyone you should actually not eat glowing embers”
Stickers like “Do not attempt to dry your cat in the microwave oven” are there for a reason.
Glowing blue or white is still safe though, right?
If the item shows any black-body radiation in the wavelength range of visible light, i.e. it can be seen with the Mk. 1 Eyeball, it’s absolutely too hot too touch, let alone eat.
