This is so hilarious.
Penis
My thoughts, exactly 😌
Epic
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Normalise fried chicken cologne as well
Is No.11 your scent as well?
https://www.fastfoodclub.com/p/kfc-launched-bbq-cologne-and-sells-out-instantly/
We tried, but then VW had to go and blow it.
there will be dogs
For some, this is a plus.
The real Buckethead
I could put soooo many beans in one of those.
I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre
How did that turn out
The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.
The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn’t really any worse after being sideways for a while
Fuckin cool, dude
Really probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.
I got laid with pancakes!
So far I’m sensing a food related theme with your sexual conquests
You should have opened the box and taped the pizza down.
That would have been smart, but at the time ‘funny’ was more important than ‘effective’, and again, it was a Little Caesars pizza; it was not significantly harmed by being sideways for 20 minutes
Dude think about it – do you really want to eat pizza that’s been duct taped to the box? I was also working the funny. We only recently learned that you could glue it.
Well, again, it’s Little Caesars; duct tape also would not impact the quality of the pizza.
…are you from somewhere that doesn’t have Little Caesars? If so, understand: their pizza is best described as ‘edible’
their pizza box is not the only thing that looks to be made of cardboard
The air of superiority in that face. It’s like a surrealist mona lisa.
It’s because she knows that chicken is really tasty
Legit did the drunk couple act with my GF once to smuggle her favorite candies into the theater for a movie date
Just had so much shit that it was sticking out even on my deep pocket pea-coat
drunk couple act
genuinely curious what this is
Stuff contraband in pockets of opposite sides facing in if you stand side to side, pretend to be leaning on each other as you walk in with goodies well concealed.
I’d hate to sit behind this person.
It’s a lot of chicken. I bet she would share.
Alas, I’m not into chicken, let alone head chicken.
Have you ever even tried head chicken?
Thanks for this OP, everyone I’ve shared this with has gotten a kick out of it. It’s such a big, goofy hat. That paired with that smirk on her face is too perfect.
Goofy hats are whack yo
Fuck the law
There is no law about any kind of chicken in cinemas. They can’t even arrest you, when you bring your pet chicken.
If only that were true for every country on this earth
I doubt there is actually a country that has a law about it. That cinemas don’t allow it, doesn’t mean there is a law.
My sister doesn’t allow people to wear shoes in her living room. Doesn’t mean there is a law against shoes in living rooms and you will be arrested for wearing shoes.
You are welcome to prove me wrong and provide a source for your claim.
I’m not sure where your sister lives, but I don’t think she’s not call the police if I walked into her living room with my shoes on. They’d probably get me for trespassing or breaking and entering. /S
I know what you mean about the sneaking food into theaters. They’d just ask you to throw it away /put it in your car / or just leave. Source: first job was a theater. Now if you refused, it would likely be an officer that throws you out on a Friday/Saturday as they hired off duty officers to be around those nights for security purposes. Used to keep the K9 for the K9 units in the birthday room because we felt bad they would leave them in the running car all night in Central Florida. Surprised a few employees when they went to grab something and were startled by a happy go lucky Shepherd/Malamute.
They were very on or off duty dogs. In the car, work mode, and ready to go to war. In the birthday party room, you better be ready for pets and snuggles.
A business can forbid outside food, it’s not a rare choice, they are a private business and can remove people based on their actions. Then again, I’ve never once seen a theater try or care.
Yes, sure, but norimee is right, they can’t arrest you. If they do arrest you for it, it’s false improsinment and they’ll get arrested instead.
That is not how any of that works. They would call the police to remove them. They would then determine if they do pose a threat and then maybe detain them on a psychological hold. Even if all that does happen, it has to go to a judge with a charge after it’s examined by the DA. Then maybe false imprisoned. But it seems a bit far fetched for the situation.
My fiancee: that hat is too big for her head.
Me: did you even read the caption?
If she didn’t bring a rotisserie chicken, that hat is definitely too big. But if she thought of bringing one, her brain is so large that it wouldn’t leave any room for the chicken.
That hat is a real Catch 22.
It’s obviously too small for two rotisserie chickens
Could fit more than a couple of roast quail though
How many roast quails can fit in a rotisserie chicken?
I think we’re still selling ourselves short here!
Nah. That’s an entire air fryer in there.
Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome
I bet he’s secretly smuggling chicken as well.
He smuggles the entire poultry industry
Cargo pants and Chinese takeout
