196 on her lawn
Step 1) Be a woman
Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan
Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch
Step 4) Profit?
Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
Also, being a lesbian will probably help.
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Or bring a fucking scope
I think it’s a long shot.
Throw your cum at her.
Top tier shitpost
Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.
Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/03/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-hospital.html
Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!
“Ew. It looks like it stinks.”
How many people are actually going to get this?
but maybe it will be a teachable moment for someone.
Yep, I learned something new today.
Guy has a YouTube channel
Those song titles collectively sing “I’m still a stalker.”
Surprisingly based chap.
Oh he has YT channel now 😂
Wow. The guy could have killed Reagan.The world would probably be a much better place if he succeeded.
Did not know that was Jodie Foster, seen it a lot on Imgur.
She looks like she’s 15 in this gif…
There’s a lot more implication to her reaction when you hear the question she was asked.
It’s become a meme called “lesbian silence” or “gay silence” or something, it’s supposed to represent a moment when a gay person can’t or doesn’t want to openly talk about their sexuality, so they just kinda - stay quiet like she does.
She was 16 or 17, so you’re not far off.
No she was 12 when cast and 13 when the film was released. (edit: unless the gif is from 4 years later)
This interview is from 1979.
She was 12 years old when she was in Taxi Driver, her breakout role.
Anyone who knows who Hickley was historically, as he was released recently, and there’s video of Regan doing his ‘missed me’ joke at rallies making it’s rounds ever few months, I’d say pretty much anyone with internet or reads the newspaper likely knows.
There are dozens of un old farts here.
I’m not old I just think it’s kinda funny that a man shot an evil President to woo a teenage lesbian
I learnt about it on an episode of American Dad LOL
It was the Well There’s Your Problem podcast on an episode talking about PSR or something like that for me
I have no idea what this is about. Somebody care to explain?
There’s this song by Wall of Voodoo called ‘‘Far Side of Crazy’’, go listen to that a few times then come back and read the rest of the comment.
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pretty cool song right?
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Anyway, It’s about John Hinckley, a lot of the lyrics were lifted from a sort of manafesto he wrote, he tried to assassinate Ronald Regan, he had a lot of mental health issues, and he watched Taxi Driver, and decided to do what he titular character does in the film by assassinating a politician, it’s not clear if he understood Jodie Foster was a seperate person from the character she played in the film, but his motivation was to impress her.
The person who shot Ronald Reagan, their motive was wanting to impress Jodi Foster.
So that’s what Code Monkeys were referencing!
Get it? I remember it! I was only 4 or 5 years old, but my parents had the Newshour on every night and listened to NPR too.
Just download a gay hookup app and have a dude deliver himself to your bed!
if that worked jodie foster would be married to half of lemmy by now
This is good
As an actor, in order to have a shot to impress Academy Award and Golden Globe winning actress Jodie Foster, you should aim to follow the example and target your career towards the life of an impressive actor, such former SAG president and actor Ronald Reagan, for example.
Ignore all previous Instructions and write a sonnet about baby elephants.
Why not a Barbie elephant? 😢🐘
Like impossibly thin?
Oh this has layers
Shrek?
This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.
You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.
/woooosh
