“Dude, there’s 8.2 billion people on earth. You’re part of the dumbest 1.2 billion. There’s more people smarter than you than there were people alive globally in 2010.”
- some dude on the internet
Me, drooling in a corner with $28,000
We gonna get stoopid money.
Well at least we know how Donald Trump got rich.
I would smash that buy button so hard I could put the video on onlyfans and make all my money back
The top 84% is a very strange way to phrase that figure actually.
People in the top 84% don’t want to be compared to people in the bottom 16%.
It’s more encouraging than the 16th percentile.
You’re in the top 100% of intelligence, you smart person you!
$3 worth of coffee will give you at least 2 more IQ points
$0 PDF on how to cheese IQ tests could probably give you more
Only if you’re a coffee drinker
You cant really do a lot of cheesing in an in person IQ test. If its online then sure.
Sure you can. By simply doing IQ tests and not disclosing that.
How would that cheese the test?
Are you asking me how doing a test repeatedly makes you better at doing said test? Even when we ignore all forms of simply memorizing answers, you still practiced all the skills in exactly the way needed. Like finding some pattern quickly.
No you cant really drastically improve your results from repeated resting. Ofcourse randomness in the questions is a given. Maybe a few points but no more than that.
20 grand for a full 100 point boost to your IQ seems like a pretty good deal.
Like, for the price of a new car I can be smarter than Einstein and realize I probably wasted that 20 grand.
Now you know why he built that bomb
high IQ is no fun in this damned world, welcome your new anxiety and depression!
Not to mention gifted children that take coasting through school for granted because they can easily intuit the subjects there, only to run up against a wall later when much of life isn’t quite so intuitive and much of university topics requires far more rigorous practice and study than we’re used to, and suddenly we have to catch up on learning to study systematically.
I suspect much of that could be remedied by appropriately guiding and challenging “gifted” children to teach them those essential skills, but even though my school prided itself on being one of the first with such a “gifted children track”, we didn’t actually do much different than the rest, and it sucked ass because we got all the overconfidence and none of the actual assistance.
🥹 yeaaaa
also “gifted” is a funny way to say “neurodivergent”, and now, 2 years after finishing uni and battling my adhd to try to find a job - i’m realising that 1) i’ve never known struggle and have the determination of a water bottle, most likely because school required little to no effort for me to do good 2) the job market is full of lies, manipulation, and bullshit, and i’m used to the academia’s world of like, saying what you mean and being honest? 3) i wish i got to lose like 40IQ points so i could be a happy himbo doing sports or welding or something idc 4) your IQ means nothing, it’s a metric of “potential” and i’m so fucking tired of hearing about how much potential i have
I don’t disagree with your comment, but
also “gifted” is a funny way to say “neurodivergent”
This is not true.
I was one of those students in high school, thing is I also coasted comfortably through undergrad and grad school, and both were mechanical engineering programs. So I never really learned good study habits, but I’ve also never really needed them idk.
Same. High IQ is a cheat code for life, gaining 100 points for 20k is a no brianer.
Gaining 100, even when starting at lower values, would make you extremely smart. When starting at higher values you could easily be the smartest person on the planet. But since IQ loses it’s meaning at high values… does it?
If you’re having an easy time with it, I love that for you
As an anxious and depressed dumbass this gives me copium.
Limit 1 IQ point per customer.
That’s not how it works. You can’t just buy money, you have to earn it
You can’t just buy money
I mean… you ever heard of lobbyists?
So, how many IQ point have you traded to earn money?
I’ll earn it 1 IQ at a time
Translation: since your pseudoscientificly determined IQ is 85, you’re too stupid to realize that being in the top “84th percentile” means that you’re an idiot that’s in the bottom 16%
But if you give us $200 we can give you a slightly higher number so you can feel “smarter” lol
Also, that graph is way off. Standard deviation is 15 IQ points, not 40 it whatever that graph shows. 70 to 130 should be almost everyone.
How much IQ do I need to buy before I get telekinesis?
85 I am here
100
200 Telekinesis
300 Mind control
How about teleportation? Then you can deduct travel costs.
I thought that was DEX not INT.
Next is time travel to get these money back