But there will be more heatwaves than oil companies?
Then we start using the individual executives.
Yeah! That’s the ticket!
Chevron 2: Electric CO2
2 Exxon 2 Mobil
So real creatures from hell?
What about creating Exxon levels? Like we have ozone… Today the temperature will be 134 Exxon level 1. Humans can survive 5 minutes at Exxon level 1. Exxon level 4 lowers survival to 30 seconds outside of AC controlled systems.
The heatwave leaved me Shell shocked
Na man, lets combine, with a sponsor type plug, “Mythical creature from hell heatwave, brought to you by Shell, Shell, displacing and killing natives for oil since 1921.”
I don’t see the difference.
mythical creatures of hell are cool and most definitely don’t directly contribute to climate change.
I don’t think we need a central agency to name them, just make them trend on social media! I’m down. When’s the Exxon heat wave over? I’m melting.
Future hurricanes should be named after Exxon CEOs
