“Jean Baptiste, Emmanuel, Musk”
Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.
Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.
Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.
And as far as we know he wasn’t hemorrhaging money
Just hemorrhaging
Apparently Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye company is still operating in the Space Future.
He’s just venting cranial pressure, while talking to the Satan.
Elon just snifs some amphetamine and goes with brain damage.
Glad this site has an equal amount of hatred for this clown
You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
Bring me the priest.
“I know”
“fire one million” - Musk
It totally works.
Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?
I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There’s already been two or three references to him that did not age well.
In the writer’s defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.
Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.
Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.
I feel like this is more accurate:
Hey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!
Is regression a form of growth?
Technically.
It’s a negative growth rate!
Roger went from intense bully to just a jerk, musk went the opposite way.
You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs
In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.
I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I’d get hair plugs too.
As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn’t be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.
And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?
Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn’t people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?
If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn’t feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.
But because he’s a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it’s game on.
It’s gender affirming care
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I’m sure every man who has ever gotten plugs has looked in the mirror and said, “NOW I’m pretty!”
So demure so mindful.
Not like those other presidents
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Not spend money to pretend to be something they’re not.
lol
And some men get hair transplants and move on with life, shouldn’t affect you at all
The assumption being that some genders don’t have hair?
Agreed.
But he’s a sack of shit, so I don’t think too many people will think that hard.
He should go back to this
“Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”
Adios turd nugget!
A wig?
Couldn’t find a gif of Corey Feldman?
Offbrand jack sperrow looking ahh
all those hair plugs just for that
Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?
good lord he looks like a frog
Is that plastic piece supposed to be there or can we only see it because of digital remastry? I never knew if that was part of the costume or not.
It’s definitely supposed to be visible.
Source: am ancient and saw The Fifth Element when it was new, before the plastic-enhancing remaster.
Thanks! One of those things I’ve wondered about but never bothered asking. Now I know :)
I watched it when it came out, it’s prominently featured in at least once scene.
