You are high when you are alive ant long when you are dead.
Ant long seems like it would be short.
Bury me upright so I don’t have to take Satan’s shit lying down
He’s technically correct. The best kind of being correct.
POV: You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Hey do you think they are technically correct, which is the best kind off correct?
Yᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗᵉᶜʰⁿᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒʳʳᵉᶜᵗ. ᵀʰᵉ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᵏᶦⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒʳʳᵉᶜᵗ.
size doesn’t matter boys I swear
I assumed this was a chat between two men tbh
that could still be the case no?
- boy propaganda
Reddit humor
Nobody’s dick is that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a long fuckin’ dick; hence the name.
John dillerman (a Danish TV show for kids, look it up)
I mean the question is kind of virgin as well.
“…in bed” Is it the 1950s or something? Don’t they have developed all these euphemisms like dick and wiener et cetera?
Reddit humor
Ah, the ol’ paddlecock.
The correct response is “suck it and see”
Plot twist: his penis is literally 6’4”
Wait… That isn’t normal?
I dunno. Imperial measurements make no sense.
I think the left number is football fields but I’m not sure about the second…
