A former model who was a finalist in the Miss Switzerland contest was allegedly murdered and “pureed” in a blender by her husband, officials in Switzerland are reported to have said.
Kristina Joksimovic, 38, was found dead in her home in Binningen, near Basel, Switzerland, in February this year.
According to local news outlet BZ Basel, a man named Thomas, 41, had an appeal for release from custody denied by the Federal Court in Lausanne on Wednesday after he reportedly confessed to killing his wife, with whom he had two children.
What the fuck bros
And it was a hand blender even. Wow
Wow is right. That man probably voided his warranty if he blended her feet.
I have to go through the entire rest of the day having this in the back of my mind the whole time. GFD. 🫣
Fight to urge to blend someone to see if it tastes good
Only yesterday I came across this link thanks to Lemmy - be warned it’s gruesome:
Wow humans are awful
What brand was this blender? I would like to know, not because I have any former models that need blending, but because that thing must’ve been a tank
I mean they found a body so I assume it wasn’t that great
Asking the real questions here. I’ve got a ninja and I’m pretty sure there’s no way I could puree bones.
The Swiss make some great precision machinery, I bet it was a Swiss brand.
That’s an episode of “Will It Blend?” I didn’t think we’d ever get in real life.
You’re terrible, even by my standards, which are impressively low
I like to treat every standard like a limbo bar and see how much lower I can go.
It’s one of could have gone my entire life without knowing was a possibility.
gross.
If this happens ever again, people are going to call the police on each other when they make smoothies for dinner. This is why the TSA will have a separate tray for blenders.
BZ Basel also said Thomas was arrested the day after Ms Joksimovic’s body was found, and initially told investigators he had found her dead and dismembered her body in their laundry room in panic.
Let those who have not dismembered a family member in a panic with a jigsaw and garden shears before dissolving their pulped body in a bath of acid throw the first stone.
When you put it like that… Maybe we shouldn’t be so quick to judge.
If only he got the mental health he needed…
It was self defense, after all, and one can never be too safe.
In Florida this man would be a hero.
When Vita-mixes are criminalized, only criminals will have Vita-mixes.
Woman must have been an antideluvian vampire to require such extreme measures.
There’s a documentary on Hulu I highly recommend called The Jinx, about multimillionaire serial killer Robert Durst. One of my favorite lines from him is “I did not kill my best friend, but I did dismember him”.
His family owns like half of NYC. Someone I know used to work directly under them and can confirm the batshit runs down the whole family tree.
No spoilers, but the very end of that series is absolutely insane. Up there with “Icarus” or “An Honest Liar” as great documentaries that end up having a completely unpredictable twist that changes the trajectory of the film completely.
I did not expect to read “Blender” and “Model” in this context ever.
Try blender.org you use it to model. Literally, you can make models using a blender. You, know, a version of it.
So… like running a blender in reverse? 😁
smooth
Okay gallows humor here, fair warning.
Have you ever made a fucking smoothie? Do you know how hard it is to get that last little bit of ice to properly puree? Now imagine trying to blend fucking bone.
They found her in a puréed state?
Because what sane person, who upon walking into their home and finding a loved one unconscious (or even worse :dead:) doesn’t reach for their blender.
Amiright, guys??
Look I was hungry and the fridge only had two slices of cheese, a quarter of a bottle of expired milk, and some random sauce packets. I worked woth what I had on hand.
This is the most psychopathic thing I have seen in quite some time. wtf
Yeah I didn’t need to read this headline as soon as I woke up
I dunno I thought nothing was gonna beat the Olympian that was hunted down and set on fire by her Ex just earlier this month but yeah this beat it.
What the actual fuck? No jail for this motherfucker, just throw him into a vulcano
I bet he used a Blendtec
This is human smoke. Don’t breathe this.
MBS gonna hire this guy
