minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoFediverse@lemmy.world•lemm.ee Is DownlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoThey were updating. I was having DTs too but it’s all good. Take a deep breath buddy 😃 linkfedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eeOPtoMemes@lemmy.ml•Better loverslinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·1 year ago linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoBetter loverslemm.eeimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down111
arrow-up151arrow-down1imageBetter loverslemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square28fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.message-square4fedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down13
arrow-up163arrow-down1message-squareI once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoWas she speaking jive? linkfedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.ml•Suffers a single consequencelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year ago6’3" 215 lbs. my ass. linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoPointlemm.eeimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1209arrow-down157
arrow-up1152arrow-down1imagePointlemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square31fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoIf a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?message-square4fedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down11
arrow-up162arrow-down1message-squareIf a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoThe Dlemm.eeimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down14
arrow-up1110arrow-down1imageThe Dlemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square50fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat would you do for a Klondike bar?lemm.eeimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1imageWhat would you do for a Klondike bar?lemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoSOBplus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSOBplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoLemonslemm.eeimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1imageLemonslemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know... message-square1fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down14
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareI ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know... Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoYoung psycholemm.eeimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down12
arrow-up18arrow-down1imageYoung psycholemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoForgivelemm.eeimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down12
arrow-up125arrow-down1imageForgivelemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square10fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoTideslemm.eeimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1365arrow-down115
arrow-up1350arrow-down1imageTideslemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square8fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoLimboplus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down16
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareLimboplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?plus-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down11
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareWhy do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?plus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoMildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Why? There is enough space on the parking lotlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·1 year agoBad brakes. linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agolungeplus-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down11
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squarelungeplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eeOPtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Whomever named lisp was extremely cruel because those who have it can't pronounce it. linkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoShould I delete it and redo it? linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoCalendarplus-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down10
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareCalendarplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoWhomever named lisp was extremely cruel because those who have it can't pronounce it. plus-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down14
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareWhomever named lisp was extremely cruel because those who have it can't pronounce it. plus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square12fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoout standingplus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down12
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareout standingplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to World News@beehaw.org · 1 year agoItalian man crushed to death by thousands of falling cheese wheelsplus-squareground.newsexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10
arrow-up134arrow-down1external-linkItalian man crushed to death by thousands of falling cheese wheelsplus-squareground.newsPhilo@lemm.ee to World News@beehaw.org · 1 year agomessage-square38fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoDo people make you sick? lemm.eeimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1373arrow-down18
arrow-up1365arrow-down1imageDo people make you sick? lemm.eePhilo@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you hear the rumor about butter?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoGROAN 😁 linkfedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.ml•The blood moon rises once againlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoPlease, somebody put fangs on that kid. linkfedilink
They were updating. I was having DTs too but it’s all good. Take a deep breath buddy 😃