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I have to go outside everyday for a while to let my cats enjoy some sunshine.
Hottentottententententoonstelling
Only if I’m allowed to bring my cats.
The chance of getting attacked by a shark on land are small, but not zero.
The cat is named Midas and he hears just fine with the extra set of ears.
https://www.instagram.com/midas_x24/
Meanwhile in the UK
My dog laid this dick shaped turd in 2018
Get a new battery and in a couple of days the original battery will appear in a place you have checked multiple times.
Funeral homes will try to guilt trip you to go for the most expensive options by saying it will be the last thing you can do for your loved ones.
Belgium
They’re right, a beach house isn’t a dream. It’s a nightmare.
Your house will constantly get sand inside. If there is a bit of wind your house gets sandblasted. You can’t eat outside or seagulls will steal your food. Walking on sand is more difficult than walking on pavement or grass. You would have to be a madman to go live on a beach.
See you later
From now on I’ll pronounce Worcester as whore Chester.
I would be so happy if I were surrounded by 7 kittens.