And it doubles in length and intensity because you tried.

Why am I holding this banana like a gun again?

A real glimpse of things to come.

I always wonder what people got their degree in that set the expectation of a high paying job.

Also some people go to school for 16 years to be donkey smart.

He didn’t review the game. He reviewed the reviewers and the absolutely insanity revolving around the review cycle of this game.

Is that the one that makes you go blind?

He only plays it for two minutes at a time.

No I don’t think it will cost a dollar. That was hyperbole.

Looks like a treatment, not a cure, that will require ongoing supplies of medication. This is a pharma wet dream. We can’t cure your cancer, but we can keep it from growing for just $2000 per pill that cost us $1 to make.

Just don’t upgrade your firmware so you can jailbreak it later.

This doesn’t have to be on or off. Don’t think “shut down”, think “draw down over time”. So instead of an immediate collapse, you get improvement over time.

The phone legislation we actually need isn’t about batteries, it’s about software.

Better accuracy than his free throws.

She has the expression of someone whose tired of poop jokes.

But was it hard?

I bet Ticketmaster still gets their cut.

I park therefore I am.

Apollo is dead. Long live Lemmy.

Can I get that in black?

That’s ok. I’ll do 5% less work instead.