Ah yes, the good ol’ John Halo
He kills teh aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything
“No John, you are the demon.”
John Halo the Masterchef?
I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.
Even the post title. Good job I hate you
Their username is also hilarious
FARTYSHARTBLAST
a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D
But what if Zelda was a girl?
What if Zelda wasn’t a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny
Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling “Pecan Fire!”
You fool I ama Luigi
FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef
No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You’re thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil’ Romeo.
No no no. Lil’ Romeo is a low quality Pizza chain. You’re thinking of Chief Keef.
bro I am disappoint
…You used Blue’s sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there’s the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect
My favourite is definitely Elden John
He’s the hero of Elden Ring right?
Yep, that’s the guy. Though he does share a lot of character design with John Souls
Don’t forget the blue hedgehog that’s really fast! Rainbow Dash!
You joke but I really don’t know the name of Price of Persia. He’s the cool guy who avoids floor like it’s lava.
Well, how much does Persia cost?
If you misspelled the title on purpose you should be banned, we really don’t need that kind of “rage bait” shit here too. If it was an accident you’re just dumb, take time and learn basic grammar.
we really don’t need that kind of “rage bait” shit here too
take your own advice
This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character’s name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.
Actually Halo was the doctor, the shooty guy is called Halo’s monster.
But was he the real monster though? Or was Halo the monster all along for creating him?
They forgot Pikachu, the blue squirrel character from Digimon!
Can’t wait to play these on my Nintendo
This hurts me mentally and physically.