Wow you don’t wash your belt, eeew
You guys don’t just unzip and release the snake?
Girls wear belts, too
Pants unbuttoned. Zipper down, belt buckled. Best of all worlds. Belt holds the pants up and you have enough room to really get at it
Doesn’t work well when you gotta poop.
You don’t just unzip the back zipper and release the stinky snake?
Back zipper? You’re not wearing a kilt and just letting fall out on the street?
Not with that attitude.
On Lemmy, we hold our poop for 3 days.
Yes but I have to catch it with my hands otherwise it falls on the floor and cracks the tile.
You do both
Nah the release of pressure from my belt lets my bladder know it’s go time 😎
You gotta keep your belt clean.
You never know when it’s going to be used for a naughty time
We’re talking about choking, right?
David Carradine over here.
… right?
You never wash your belt? I bet you never wash the poop-knife either.
Sheesh.
I have a family member that had to use a poop knife growing up and I always wondered if that story was him…
This will outlive us, no matter the platform.
It’s fine, the poop-knife gets wiped off when I start cutting up my food
I’m sorry, the what now?
The poop-knife.
Fellow poop knife enjoyers i see!
wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir.
Some things probably should stay on Reddit. Like poop-knives.
WHAT ABOUT MY TOE KNIFE
Tip: Just like on old Reddit, you have to use two spaces after a line to get a proper line break.
View the source on this comment if you need an example.
Hopefully I never have to see or hear “poop-kinives” ever again.
I was expecting some rando to comment on this with his fediverse username related to something poop-knify. Might still happen.
Along with Jolly Ranchers and guys who break both of their arms.
I remember the jolly rancher story, but not the one where they broke both their arms.
It goes way back. That one must be at least 8 years old.
Let’s see… according to Know Your Meme it’s from 2011. You’re probably better off not reading about it.
And Colby
Just don’t use it for anything else other than keeping your pants up. Definitely no kinky stuff with the everyday belt.
Because I wear suspenders…
I hate that I know this now.
This reminds me, I need to go see if Lemmy has a Thanks I Hate It (TIHI) community yet.
Thanks. The community must be very new.
Thanks
Perhaps one could even say… you hate it?
Am I the only person that washes hands before putting the belt back on?
Now we all know you touch your pants with your filthy poop hands.
You think you’re anonymous here, but next time I see someone in a public toilet washing their hands with their pants down, I will know their Lemmy handle is @PopularUsername.
This assumes they use the toilet when out of their home. I sure as hell don’t.
Cursed knowledge
Who even wears belts?
Gross but true.
That’s why I wear suspenders
Same concept applies, now you got shit particles running up your whole body. Wouldn’t suspenders touch the ground in the bathroom also… shudders
Shit particle-covered suspenders.
Wash your hands in the bathroom, nobody bats an eye.
Scrub down your belt buckle in the sink and people lose their minds!
Bruh the sink be nasty AF
If someone gets uppity in a bathroom when you are practicing good hygiene, ask them why they don’t. And don’t let up.
might wanna rethink using the word ‘uppity’ it has deep-rooted slavery connotations. just fyi.
try ornery/agitated instead
As someone with a job involving regular public speaking before some potentially-sensitive audiences, I’m always afraid that some word I use will turn out to have a hurtful impact on people despite being completely innocuous to my ear. Thanks for pointing out another one to add to my “don’t say this word anymore” list! Potentially saved me some awkward conversations.
From https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/uppity:
The adjective uppity is an informal, somewhat old-fashioned word. When used to mean “arrogant” or “presumptuous,” it is no more offensive than either of these synonyms. In its meaning of “aspiring to a rank or position higher than one deserves or is entitled to” it is decidedly disparaging, the implication of the word being that the one described does not deserve or is not entitled to rise in standing. Beyond this denotation, however, uppity has a long history of being applied to members of racial minorities and especially to Black people. Its association with such uses, and the bigotry they represent, means that when it is used to describe a member of a racial minority it is likely to be considered especially offensive.
Huh. TIL.
Haven’t seen a minority get uppity about bathroom behaviour in the bathroom.
Bruh
Can’t cover everything. Gotta leave some things up to your immune system.
Okay but how often are you touching your belt after you’re done in the bathroom and have washed your hands?
Cowboys do. They got their thumbs in their belts all the time. Maybe that’s why they’re dying out…
No, they are dying out due to late stage capitalism.
<Batman enters stage left>
🤨
I bet you think of this during shower.
Jokes on you, I wash my belt all the time!
…which is definitely not because I leave it on my pants and forget to take it off before I throw them in the laundry.
Why can’t the TSA ever be there to remind me to remove my belt when I actually need them!?