I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.
Turtle strength: 10/10
c/bananaforscale
🚫🍌
I say banana, you say 🚫🍌, let’s call the whole thing on.
“um actually thats a tortoise” is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group
It’s turtles all the way down
Don’t forget the elephants
Stronger then YOUR FACE
…no I don’t know what that means but I’m sticking with it.
I second this
I second your face
What ever that means, I agree!
I have an easy way to test that
Praise the dog
Not cool James
“Fuck Yo Toilet!”
Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger
This is a valid reaction
Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?
Or he ate it like a fruit roll up
That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!
Like 85 Courics
Hot shit
James
James
The singular version of James is Jame.
Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.
Damn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.
Behold, a dog
Classic sulcata assholery.
Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.
Not an asshole! Just an idiot.
But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!
Tbf most people are idiots too
Absolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I’ve never knocked over a toilet before.
I’m too stupid to do that tbh
Sulcatas have been known to ‘accidentally’ bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.
“no toilet paper? Fuck it, I’ll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I’m at it”
