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A painful death
Put your dick in it.
Yeah I’d cut a hole in the middle and shoot my man jam in there.
Like a sexy juicy Lucy.
Mine: “Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial.”
Too much bread in that case 😂
Heartburn.
D Trumps head
I fucking desire it
Ach, my arteries!
Needs bacon and a fried egg.
indigestion
Am I the only one that immediately thought of the Japanese Windows 7 Whopper?
https://www.mashed.com/637143/burger-king-japans-windows-7-whopper-was-almost-impossible-to-eat/
America 🇺🇸
heart attack
I need a roll of paper towels and a gallon of sweet tea
Ew
