It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.
Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.
My VP would never fuck furniture.
I have a KIVIK in my room. Never thought to have coital relations with it though. Pretty sturdy ottoman. The Ottoman Empire would be proud of the Swedes for it.
Gives a new meaning to loveseat
…to completion…
Interesting specificity.
Is this satire? It is really hard to tell in this reality.
Sadly it is satire
Damn Snopes could’ve just said it was False, but they went above and beyond by linking all the spiciest memes. Including this one: https://x.com/MeachamDr/status/1815389845897789815
Well yeah but is the above response also satire or a real denial of the satire being true?
Sadly I’m only 80% sure it’s satire
It’s fake, Mountain Dew isn’t mentioned once.
Even for him, that was such a weird comment. Do we have his financial disclosures yet? I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that he owns PepsiCo stock.
I would actually be surprised if he releases anything of value. Trump refused to release his taxes, and emulating Trump’s destruction of democratic norms is a base-ante show of fealty right now.
This stood out to me as well, and I too find myself potentially eating the onion on this one.
What a time to be alive!
LOL whatever you say. couchfucker.
Lenny needs some flair or global politics filter
Their silence on the geese claims speaks volumes, however.
Certainly not silence from the goosen consortium
The lambs are eerily quiet on this as well.
LBJ: Let’s spread a rumor that he’s a pigfucker.
Aide: But he never fucked a pig…
LBJ: I know. I just want to hear him deny it.
Is this a real image? Please tell me it’s a real thing the campaign released this is fucking halarious.
Edit: aww satire :(
It’s crazy and sad how we can’t tell the difference anymore, isn’t it.
Gen-Z had entered the contest it seems.
Never to completion, eh? Looks like we found someone who loves being on the edge
Well, I didn’t think he had sex with Jell-O, but this letter is making me questioning it.
The real joke is that there’s no IKEA in Cleveland. 30 Rock made a joke about it and everything.
Would JD Vance ever fuck a couch, melons, jell-O or other food stuffs or furniture? Just askin’?
Our nations furniture isn’t safe with a predator like Jizz Daybed Vance in charge.
