I’m lawful neutral until the clip breaks, which it always does, and then I go chaotic neutral.
It took me a few years to figure these are D&D related.
TIL
It too me ten years or so to figure these weren’t only mud related. I had heard of D&D but I played a lot of muds in the early 90’s. Also at one time or another I’m most of those above.
What are muds?
the… the bottle hack is for things like popcorn kernels that you can pour…
whoever closes a bread with the bottle hack is the true evil hiding in plain sight
I put mine in the fridge. Why? It lasts longer.
That’s actually false. Bread is one of the few items that turn bad quicker in the fridge than on the counter. https://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/shopping-storing/food/bread-storage
I live in a hot, humid environment. Keeping bread in the fridge helps it to stay good for multiple weeks. If I leave it out, it molds way quicker. I also sometimes will store bread in the freezer to keep it fresh even longer if I know I’m just going to make toast out of it.
Yeah, good point, but that article isn’t talking about what’s in this picture.
Store-bought sandwich bread usually can be kept in the fridge without much change in texture. That’s because it often contains additives and preservatives that keep it fresh longer.
Oh I don’t mean homemade. I meant regular bread. I don’t bake. I cook. But good to know!
I just never bake mine.
Freezer is my preference. Stays good for very long and keeps the texture and freshness. Put it in toaster or microwave after if in a hurry, otherwise you can just put slices in the fridge so you have unfrozen ones for the breakfast.
Where does “twist and pull back over the loaf” fall? Same as twist and tuck essentially?
Yeah, it’s really just chaotic neutral but fancier.
Its really just the best method no need for some stupid ass bottle cap. But it seals it just as well.
Where’s the “four slices per freezer bag and keep in the freezer” option? Or am I just too good for this chart?
Omg how much plastic do you go through?
I imagine you could reuse those.
Does anyone still have a bread box? I assume it’s to stop rodents, but hopefully most people don’t have rodents in their house. Does a bread box do anything else, or is that another technology that can fade into history?
Edit: TIL;
I have one! I love it, it’s got a magnetic door my cat can’t open is one of my best purchases ever. I use it for baked goods, though, not bread. It’s too humid where I am to keep bread fresh at room temperature.
Never thought of that - I usually put baked goods in the microwave to keep them sort of fresh. Is it big enough for a 9”x12” baking pan? Tall enough for a layer cake?
Mine is not, it has two shelves which would each fit a 9*5 loaf pan with a little room on each end. Or like four cereal bowls of cookies. They do make bigger ones, but I imagine a microwave probably works just as well for something that gets eaten quickly.
I bought bread box once but every time we used it the bread wouldn’t last 3 days. Can anyone explain why that was?
Well first of all, normal bread isn’t supposed to last 3 days. You can only achieve that by sorcery, or what we call chemicals. Another thing is that in some countries bread comes in those single-use plastic bags, which makes it last longer.
So what you experienced is actually normal.
Really I am supposed to use whole loaf of bread in 3 days?
No, you’re supposed to buy a loaf, use 1/3 of it before it goes bad, throw away the rest, and buy another loaf.
That’s fuck up.
That’s how it works
I have a bread box…which I generally don’t keep my bread in
I use one to protect my bread products from pets.
I thought that said twist and fuck
Come on, come on, come on now baby…
Twist & Tuck gang
Isn’t all of it evil, because they bought bread in a plastic bag? Use a paper bag. And if the bread gets hard, steam it, bake it, and its fresh again.
In grocery stores in many parts of the US at least, it is extremely hard not to find bread in plastic bags. Even the one of 3 near me that has its own bakery puts the bread in a plastic bag, and then in another bag that is paper with a plastic “window”, and the paper part has a PE wax lining for god knows what reason.
Well, you can always bring your own cotton bag…
To what put the bread in after you throw away the plastic bag?
I don’t throw away the plastic bag, because I don’t have the plastic bag. Because the bread I bought was in a paper bag.
I you live in a country where you don’t get bread in paper bags and you want to avoid plastic waste, you can put the bread in a cotton bag in the store, which you can wash and reuse.
You understand that the bread is in the bag already right?
Were I buy bread it is on a rack, and you use tongs to put it into a paper bag. You can also put it into a slicer first and then in the bag, but I rather slice it myself at home.
Or I buy it a a bakery, where some employee packs it for me, you can ask them to put it into your cotton bag, if they only have plastic bags.
I don’t buy prepackaged bread.
In America its pretty much only pre packaged bread its essentially not an option to just get it off a shelf
I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.
True lawful good. Bread box alone is chaotic evil disguised as lawful good.
Bread box doesn’t preserve air retention or protect against anything smaller than a mouse (roaches, air borne nasties).
Chaotic Neutral
I tie a slip knot. That is stupidly easy to do/undo, but apparently I am hated for it.
Slipknots are ok but I think you may as well do a mean twist and tuck unless the bread is travelling. The knot can go bad* if you share bread with others.
What if you use the bag clip, but then slash the side of the bag with a knife to show dominance?
No slip knot?
A slipknot works great! It’s done in a second and easily undone as well.
