My guess is that after he posted the video, a pretty (I dunno by what exact standards, but she does look good in my opinion) girl contacted him:

• You’re not ugly
• Shall we then proceed to copulation, miss?
• We shall indeed.

The left half of the picture - no idea, but it looks like some movie reference related to overcoming shit and shit

Yeah, wear a helmet, guys!

Turning the cap’s hinge on a milk carton every time you open it is not really convenient (you can’t turn the carton, it’s not round as a bottle)

You bet I would

Well, i have Masters in Garbology, and I prowdly own 2010’s Golden Bin. And I see you’re wrong!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sORVBL4kM&list=RDG0sORVBL4kM&index=1

It’s only worse with seagulls. I saw a cool big speckled seagull once and decided to google how it’s called. It’s called “big speckled seagull”. A small gray seagull would be called a “small grey seagull”. All the other animals are usually called something cool, like if you see a big beaver, it’s “Johnson’s beaver”, or an eagle, and it’s called a “southern nesting eagle”.
Then a fucking seagull is a fucking seagull.

That’s why you open it upside down, dummy!

Ah, ok, then yes. If it’s just an indicator on the vacuum against “indicator in an app + register + give us all your data+ “buy vacuum 2.0” notifications”, then fuck them

Well, this is something that I actually used. I have a robo vacuum. I was preparing my home for some guests once, when I saw that the vacuum wasn’t charged fully (because it was mispositioned on its base). I put it to the right spot, let it charge for half an hour, started it and left to buy groceries.
At the store, I checked the app where I have my apartment mapped by the vacuum that shows its route and cleaning progress. And I saw that with the current charge, it will have to go back, charge and continue. So I set it from “max” power to “normal”, to let it at least finish the job.
It is a cool and useful thing

Okay, but would you stop calling me a “guy who (said something that you think he could say)”?

Yes, I know and I see them daily. I was answering on a comment “ooh, they will slow me down and I’ll get in a dangerous situation because of that!” The one thing i don’t see much is "speeding in front of traffic, as in Copenhagen there are not many places where there are no bicycle lanes and the cars are driving fast at the same time.

ummm, what?

I know, it’s just bikes like the one in my link - there are many of them, and they’re in a city. I don’t care much if somebody rides in a forest on an electric dirtbike and thinks it’s a bicycle :)

With a usual bike, I mostly agree. But there are beasts like that now, they are heavier than a bike and even heavier han average scooter, and from the looks, they are mostly owned by a-holes. And not just from the looks, but from the fact that they remove facrory limit of 25 km/h

Good! Back to the situation of “I need to use the strength of my legs to accelerate”, much safer

If you’re in a situation where you need to outspeed a truck to not die, you have tp consider your life choices. I can’t even imagine a situation that could lead to it, if we don’t count “I just randomly started to cross a busy road” ones.

Universe admin: ha, look, some idiot just fucked up his own account record, how could he even do that?
I’ll wipe him and run consistency tests.

Uuuge
Like 1,5 giraffes probably

And she appeared on a political scene right before the elections, so she might be just a “spoiler” candidate, who was planned to participate, but they changed their minds