How embarrassing. How embarrassing.
That bastard owes me $3.50 he’s hiding from me
Sorry I ate it. I was hungry
Guys, I called the number, and a multidimensional portal opened up in front of me. I’m scared. Wat do?
When was the last time you had it with you? Sometimes it helps to retrace your steps.
It was you, wasn’t it?
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Maybe if you remembered to put Jupiter back where it belonged after you were done with it, it wouldn’t be lost now, hmm?
I see it!
Oh fuck not again
Found him … He’s running for president of the US
Long overdue. This MFer has a hundred moons. How many does America have? That’s right, one. We’re doing something WRONG.
Sweet, someone upgraded flushes.
Is the call to mars toll-free?
