How would you know that this situation including time traveler dad’s disappearance doesn’t ultimately create him?
In general, all the “use time machine to kill Hitler” ideas (in the rare cases they are not presented as just a joke) assume that it was Hitler the person and not the socioeconomic and historical conditions that resulted in the catastrophe. There were enough little Hitlers to fill that role. If you want to prevent anything beyond small details, you have your hands full of work as a time traveler.
There are some key points though that if prevented could stop the whole shit. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand for one.
Personally, I’d think that would have resulted in a very different World War in the following years, but I am genuinely of the opinion that it was unavoidable. The conflicting imperialist interests were getting more and more tense, and Bismarck’s web of alliances to keep the peace had not only already failed but had become impossible to maintain (due to those ever more rising tensions)
People always say this but it doesn’t ring completely true in my opinion. Maybe the socioeconomic conditions are a huge thing but without Hitler maybe the Weimer barely chugs along as a conservative military ruled “democracy.” Maybe it still falls to a massively oppressive regime but that’s no guarantee that regime does something like the holocaust maybe they just oppress their own people and maybe take over Austria and then you know stop there. Without Hitler to rally around maybe the socioeconomic dissatisfaction leads to a renewed socialist movement instead. Individuals do matter in the end.
It is both.
I used to think the Great Man of History idea was silly. Clearly, it was a about a complex set of conditions that made somebody like them inevitable.
Then I worked for a few CEOs, good and bad and realized that, even in a company of thousands, the vision and charisma of one man makes all the difference.
Now, I think I see it like great plays in sports. It is the whole team, and the other team, and an uncountable number of factors ( bump in the turf ) that setup the conditions for that perfect shot. Once conditions are right though, you also need somebody capable of capitalizing on that moment and making history. Perhaps the most important element is that history making player. You still have to put them in the right spot though and a lot goes into that.
Indeed. Some people wrong place wrong time completely alter the course of history from that point forward.
True, individuals aren’t completely without influence of course, it would certainly re-roll details of what exactly happens, which could turn out significantly better. Unfortunately it could also be worse.
Also, there are limits to what can be achieved with it. For example, even without Hitler, to achieve a successful socialist movement in Weimar Germany, you’d have to do a lot more, Hitler was raised into a fascist demagogue by organizations active long before him, and their foundation was so rooted in the sense of revanchism and the rampant conspiracy theories drenching with antisemitism in Germany at that time, I genuinely think he was not important enough as a rallying figure to have tipped the scale, it was weighted heavily in their favour to begin with.
Keeping the SPD from hiring and strengthening the protofascist Freikorps alone would be more influential than killing Hitler, for example.
So kill all of Germany just to be safe. Gotcha.
Nuke it from orbit. It is the only way to be sure.
The Vogon constructer fleet is on its way…
I think this comment really understates just how effective Hitler was as a politician and a leader. He tried to forcibly take over the government and it failed. That part any “little Hitler” could do and also likely fail. What set him apart was his charisma and appeal to the downtrodden, not unlike a certain US politician. He was so well loved and respected that he was able to do heinous acts with near universal support. I don’t think there are many people in history that can do that sort of thing as effectively as he did
Well, history is actually full of those guys. Successful enough to actually conquer territories? Much less, but still quite many.
But just as that certain other US politician, he mostly came to power due to complacency and collaboration by more moderate nationalists and conservatives. And while the mythos of Hitler was immense, his draw not to be underestimated, without people like Goebbels, without the people hungering for just about any populist figure that enabled their own conspiracy theories, he would have been just another charismatic figure.
Let’s put it this way: If you went back in time and somehow turned Hitler into a communist would that have led to the KPD being voted into power by the enabling act? I seriously doubt it, he was an exceptionally skilled speaker and decent political tactician, but he was no hand that pulled the strings of fate on his own.
Use time travel to 1914 and save archduke Franz Ferdinand, avoid the great war and the economic sanctions imposed into Germany after the war
Go back in time and try to flag down Archduke Ferdinand’s motor carriage only for the driver to get freaked out and go down the alternate route right to where Gavrilo was trying to get to the original route but was running late because another time traveler delayed him…
And dad, just to be safe
Is c/suddenlybi a thing?
Gotta make it the best he could possibly have. Otherwise he may be interested enough to try Mrs. Hitler’s claims minge.
Would there even be an Oppenheimer movie in the new timeline?
And without Oppenheimer we’d never have Barbie!
:(
But we’ll always have Margot in our hearts!
:)
Wait wait, I should have said:
We’ll always have Margot in our hearts, even if Hitler was never alive!
I feel pretty Aladeen about this.
There’d definitely be a Barbie movie, it’s just that all of the other girls in the Barbie movie would also be blond. And at one point a random Eastern-European-looking girl would die in some sort of Barbiemobile hit-and-run while Barbie and Ken giggled about it.
Literally the start of Command and Conquer Red Alert lol
In an alternate timeline:
“Yea who’s the fuck is Hitler? Himmler is the fuhrer of our fatherland, the Great German Reich, that spans the entire world!”
Germany was only 75 years old in 1941; for all we know it’d be some totally new country that ended up conquering everything. “Hail to Field Marshal Bing Bong Potatoman, ruler of our great glorious Zambonian Empire”
As a Canadian, I always knew the Zamboni’s would take over eventually.
I welcome our new ice resurfacing overlords
What if Hitler was the best case scenario result of time traveler interference? He bungled a lot of decisions someone like Himmler probably wouldn’t have. What if WWII is ultimately unavoidable, and every other timeline was way worse?
Best case?
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Maybe Hitler is actually a time traveller that pretends to be a nazi because from his timeline, the german fascist took over the world was way worse so he had to join the nazis to defeat the nazis? Maybe the Holocaust was like 10 times worse in his timeline and he intentionally did stupid decisions to reduce the kill count.
“Fuck hitler’s mom”
Yeah that sounds like the setup to a bootstrap paradox in which you were always hitler’s dad.
If that’s the case, trying to kill Hitler would make Hitler what he always has been.
I believe theres a twilight zone episode where that happens.
Which episode?
The one where they go back in time and fuck hitler’s mom.
Which one?
He only had one mom!
Still not answered, I wonder too.
Cradle of Darkness maybe? https://youtu.be/byIkAPRnWnU
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Yes.
I had to look it up. Its called “cradle of darkness”, the fifth episode of the 2nd twilight zone revival series.
Get a vasectomy, then start the relationship.
Ah, yes, the “release a bunch of infertile male mosquitoes so the females won’t have any babies” approach to Hitler-offing.
The day I find out I’m Hitlers father and my own grandfather…
Walt a second…
You did do the nasty in the pasty
🎶 Hitler’s mom has got it going on 🎶
Why are we assuming it wasn’t all Hitler’s mom’s fault?
She did create Hitler… I’m just saying…
If you think about it, there are on average 30 to 80 million sperm in a typical ejaculation. So I’d find Hitler’s dad on the street, bump into him and jiggle his nuts a bit. Surely that’d be enough to change history.
Ye old scrotal quantum shake
Twist his dick!!!
So naive… your bump was precisely necessary for the single unlikely Adolph sperm to make its way to the front of the line. You were always the nut-bumper that caused Hitler.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
Hitler’s mother, for those considering it: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Klara_Polz_Hitler.jpg
Woof, good thing this was before prohibition.
I’d take one for the team.
For the fellas into tomboys
Michael cera?
Wouldn’t that just make it so you are actually Hitler’s dad?
Yeah depending on the time travel rules we apply, fucking Hitler’s mom could be one of the worst calls you could make.
And then I’d have to time travel to fuck Hitler’s dad’s mom. I didn’t make the rules, I just enjoy them.
Hitler is likely the surname of Hitlers father, so he wouldn’t be called that.
And why just Hitler? If we could time travel I’d assume he’d have plenty going after him
Based on what’s happening in the US it’d have been a good idea to sink the puritan ships
Plot point: hero person goes back in time to kill Hitler, but finds they have to fight off a bunch of other time travelers from different points in the future bc everyone wants the kill for themselves. Hitler still gets away.
In Legends of Tomorrow, there’s a secret bar for time travellers that want to save Franz Ferdinand. You pull a number and wait your turn like at the DMV.
yeah that takes the cake haha
I would watch that.
Alternative plot point: The hero/es keep traveling back in time because everytime they kill a potential Nazi leader, someone worse ends up taking its place. We are left with the timeline where Hitler eventually takes that spot because it’s considered the “best”/“least destructive” timeline.
They would have to send a jew back to bush wack his mom. That may be a better solution.
The best solution is to approach him during his artist phase. Mentor/sponsor him. Become his patron. Intoduce meth early. Let the meth do the work.
Adolf
Wir müssen kochen
Such is the nature of time travel that you go back in time to seduce and fuck Hitler’s mom and guess what?
Your son is Adolf Hitler.
Hitler was always your son.
Reminds me of that twilight zone episode where she goes back in time and swaps baby Hitler for a kid she found on the street without the parents noticing. Turns out that baby on the street was the Hitler we knew and she caused the holocaust.
No one ever considers that this is the best timeline possible and we got Hitler because someone already time shivved the SUPER NAZIS and SUPER HITLER
Mecha-Hitler wasn’t just some artist’s drawing for Wolfenstein, it’s a remnant of another timeline where there’s fuckin robot Nazis all over
The premise of the entire Command and Conquer universe is that Einstein deleted Hitler and it went horribly wrong.
That’s just the Red Alert series, but ok.
Eh, yes and no. Red Alert 1 is part of both the Red Alert and Tiberium series. One ending results in RA2 and the other in Tiberian Dawn (C&C '95) but there’s no consensus on which ending leads to which game. I think that the Allied ending leads to TD and the Soviet ending leads to RA2, but there are arguments the other way, too.
So the Holocaust is OP’s fault?
You can never change history even if you can time travel. How did you manage to kill your own grandpa before you were born again?
…because of time travel?
You do relize there are like five different types of time travel. You could just as easily pull a future Trunks as you could a Marty McFly.
I… I need to know the different types of time travel.
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Closed loop, meaning you cant change anything cause it already happened. You time traveling was already written.
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Back to the future, you can change things just be careful and dont accisently erase yourself through the butterfly effect.
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We’ll call this one reverse flash, not only can you change things but you can litterally kill your parents because you are disconnected from the timestream. (Not exclusive to number 2)
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Future Trunks, congrats you just created a new timeline. You cannot change your future, have fun.
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Alternate dimension, you just went to an alternate dimension that looks like your past. Dont let the British museum find out.
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There’s really only 2 not 5. Most are just variants of the two:
- Singleton universe: time is linear, causality is set in stone, either through fix points (events that can’t be changed). Time travel will just create a loop but causality dictates that this will already have happened and you can’t change events.
- Multiverse: You can go back in time, but doing so will branch the timeline and create a different universe. This will not have impact on any causality as you’re an anomaly and you can do whatever you want (kill your grandpa, have a relationship with yourself etc.) and nothing will happen because you are in a parallel dimension and effectively can’t produce paradoxes.
Sometimes movies just ignore paradoxes or logical fallacies because it makes for better screen time. But really all time travel is one of the two.
Primer is 1.
MCU is 2. (Endgame pretends to be 1 but really with the series Loki it’s clear it’s 2)
Predestination is 1.
The series Dark is actually a weird mix of the two. First it’s 1. And then morphs into 2.
Triangle is 1.
Rick and Morty is 2.There is also type 3, called a closed timelike curve or Lorenzian manifold. Aka a Djinn: a loop in causality where the original cause depends on the final effect. It exists outside of linear time and yet is not a separate timeline or “-verse” in the multiverse.
That’s a variation of a singleton universe timeline.
A singleton universe doesn’t allow for multiple versions of a single moment to coexist. A closed timelike curve does, and potentially an infinite number of variations all as long as they are continuous in the same curve. It’s also different from a proper many worlds theory with quantum variations. The relationship between causes and effects are mapped differently. Thus it’s its own thing.
Theirs zero different types of time travel
I meant in fiction pedant. And there is one type of time travel, forward.
Ooh, the uberpedant. That’s a rare one
Theres five or four of us!
And I love you all