Pink and I would dedicate the rest of my life to making Elon Musk shit himself literally every time a camera is pointed at him.
just Elon? What about Nigel Farage? pls?
Yeah. I got the magenta one years ago. I’ve been making Trump drop a fucking load on camera for awhile now.
Can you make people poop so much they die? Asking for a friend
As a student of history, it’s definitely possible and indeed a not insignificant number of people did just that.
Doing god’s work.
No gods or kings. Only poop.
You’re nicer than I am. 24/7 if it were up to me.
Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.
What? Where I live pissing directly into watter is like the opposite. As my roommate once said: “Didn’t your father taught you how to piss or what?”
You read the greentext. Your roommate probably just didn’t want to be horny anymore.
Real men piss the shitstains off the bowl without making a mess.
It’s our duty!
What about the ones below the water line?
Hold the tip closed until you build up enough pressure. Or just clean your damn toilet I guess.
Piss harder.
Why would anyone choose anything but the magenta one?
I cast Power Word: “SHIT YOURSELF”
I’d take blue maybe, I could use a friend 🥲
We’ll all be your friend here. We just have to avoid all things that could potentially cause strife, because we are on the .world server, after all. No real discussions, no delving into topics that unnerve cowardly mods. Everything is surface level and calm, just like any casual… friendship… without feeling…
You took the blue pill already, didn’t you?
Because you have the soul of a puppy and you can’t imagine harming another?
Screw that! I wanna make boom boom in others pants!
Choose One?
That question mark ❓ suggests the option I could take them all instead if I wanted…
I’d take all but the blue one. Once my powers become known, my crush would love me! Together we’d run my campaign for mayor. I’d win on the promise that the browns will win the superbowl. Yes, I’m making a fecies joke about the BROWNS wining the SUPERBOWL.
I just gotta make the other team shit their pants at the right times.
I must have taken that blue pill at some point.
Pink, you can control any situation with that.
You got some dude coming to attack you with a knife? Point finger guns at him and say “Poop”, they poop instantly stopping them in their tracks, confusing the ever loving fuck out of them… Then you do it again while they stare at you, slowly working out it’s you doing this.
You walk up to them as they slowly try to retreat from you, you hit them in more time and walk off into the distance, leaving him to try to get home without anyone noticing he pooped his pants, because who’s gonna believe him?
What I want to know is, do I have control over consistency, force, and quantity? Is there a limit to the range for this power? Do I need line of sight or is it more of a “Death Note” thing? Can I cause defecation syncope? Can I make someone poop themself to death?
What happens when the tank is empty?
Insides become outsides, but it takes a while for that to happen, people are full of shit.
So far it seems to be whatever they have going on already, you can modify force tho, but that has risks of its own… It seems that as long as I have some form of live visual of the person it works.
He tries to run, but you slow-walk towards him, chanting “poop!” with every step. His pants are heavy, and blood starts to show through his jeans. “I’ll cut your guts out!” he helplessly bluffs. Soon, he crumples up and screams as his guts start emptying into the street; his denim is no longer able to hold the carnage. You see him lying dead at your feet.
You turn back towards the United Healthcare headquarters, and resume your march.
Now, it is finally time to see at what point explosive diarrhea is covered…
I will just make every single human on earth poop every day at exactly 14:56 UCT
I wouldn’t say anything, and just enjoy seeing how people tries to figure out what’s going on. And maybe how a new religion is born of such a miracle.
That would destroy most places sewage systems lol
“I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers, But nothin’ compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.”
I mean, it’s not even a contest
I’d choose yellow as well. I imagine sound will reach like 90 dB!
the pink one, thenbevery oligarch will never stop shitting.
If it’s “only on command” too it can also be very good against oligarchs
yeah, never shit again would also be useful.
People with chronic constipation constantly bothering the guy who took the pink pill.
old neighbor recently had surgery because his poop reached his throat
Well, what else did he expect to happen when eating shit?
He should have gone into politics instead
PowerRanger colors explained.
The green ranger was pretty dope, so this fits.
I’m gonna be the world’s loudest pisser!
The older you get the more your going to want that poop command to use on yourself.
Sorry, it’s kinda like a presidential pardon.
shit
Make me!
How does that work… spoken command? Is there a cool down on you/the victim? Can it be recorded/broadcasted? Does it has to be consciously be heard and understood or is it like the brown Note from Southpark?
Based on this, that power varies from nice/annoying trick to weapon of mass defecation.
I reckon it works like a power word.
I imagine its like the Bene Gesserit in Dune where they give commands. except you can’t do anything but make people shit their pants.
although that’s terrifying on its own and you could likely kill people by doing it too much.
If it is a power word it should be recordable (if the fidelity of the recording has all needed information in it).
That could be used as a weapon similar to the best joke in the world.
