I believe the clarification is quite kind provided we’re actually telling the truth.
How dare you raise suspicions! Dylan is a saint and I will not stand for any casting of aspersions!
My forces are merely passing through.
I’m sorry to hear it. Have you tried Imodium?
Initiates surprise war on the next turn
The serial killer gets away again using charm.
“You let him get away?!?”
"He’s got 99 Charisma, boss’
“Dangit, Michael!”
Dylan bro, you gotta specify pre or post cooking here. Big difference in my decision to ignore this or bleach the sheets.
Regardless of whether it’s pork blood or person blood, it’s still blood.
I’m pretty sure it’s BBQ sauce.
Myoglobin is not blood. A pig is exsanguinated after butchering. Otherwise the meat would rot very quickly.
The red stuff in raw meat from a grocery store isn’t blood, it’s myoglobin.
That’s assuming it’s not cooked and wasn’t handled properly when butchered.
Under those circumstances, Dylan’s message reads VERY differently :)
muscle interstitial fluid doesn’t dry like blood I think
It doesn’t
Only if it’s family.
dude dylan do the laundry
“Dropped a pork chop” is slang, pretty sure
Dropping a pork chop, is that what the kids call it nowadays?
Dylan’s target was known as Pork Chop
It do be like that sometimes.
No officer, I did not murder someone, I swear its just porkchop.
Dylan’s just throwing people off the scent.
He’s a professional.
That’s something a person who just murdered someone on their bedsheets would write.
Well done Dylan!
Betcha Dylan looks like Luigi!
Rockstar.
Porkstar
